Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
