They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Randomize
