put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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