have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Please don't give away my fajitas
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Randomize
