Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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