oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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