do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
