Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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