i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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