We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
