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Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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