May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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