I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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