Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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