i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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