Even the bartender felt bad for me
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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