He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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