okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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