Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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