So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I have tasted many bathrooms
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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