I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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