belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Randomize
