Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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