who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
