It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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