all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
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