sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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