Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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