Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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