she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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