It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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