That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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