I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She bit a glass in half.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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