Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
