And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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