dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Are my feet made of real feet?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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