why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
kristin has been a bad kristin
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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