i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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