that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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