That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize
