awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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