Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
