it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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