I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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