Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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