suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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