That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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