Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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