So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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