Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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