But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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