You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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